MS MOMS NEWS
YES! Ladies and gents , MS MOMS has a new supporter. Get your discounted Kings tickets here AND sign up for group outings to the game in style! Ask us about our fundraising nights!
Often times the public too often portrays multiple sclerosis as a disease that is instantly crippling and affects a much older generation. you don't see a 30 yr old enjoying her Lark! (Okay maybe NOW you do but that's only because someone wrote in saying "could you please show someone my age in one of those things?")
Not to mention Poise pads. Do they make one for a thong? No. they just go right on making them with Aunt Elda in mind, shuffling about with her walker not making it to the bathroom in time. Or maybe they think all women 20+ with bladder issues are on Vesacare and therefore do not have issues. (BTW one of the big side effects of those dont pee pills, is dry mouth. So you drink more. How ironic.) But could they even conceive of a pad for a thong? No.
where would it go? i don't know just figure it out, I'm supposed to feel sexy and free and your 3 foot long mattress pad is not making me feel sexy!!!
Speaking of sexy. We need to show some people out there that us ladies with MS, with or without goat--err kids, can still look hot. Some of us can still do a routine damn it!! Looks can be deceiving. Help us rid the public of the idea that MS = down and out.
Are you a Hot MS MOM? Shout out and let us know!
If everyone wants to tell us , "You Look So Good", then let's give 'em looking good. Lorna's been gettting the ego stomp ever since she put up this link , COME ON PEOPLE! Could Lorna be as hot as a Kings Dancer? (Okay sans the professional dancing. And the toned body. And the energy. :P ) Yes or No. VOTE NOW!!
Often times the public too often portrays multiple sclerosis as a disease that is instantly crippling and affects a much older generation. you don't see a 30 yr old enjoying her Lark! (Okay maybe NOW you do but that's only because someone wrote in saying "could you please show someone my age in one of those things?")
Not to mention Poise pads. Do they make one for a thong? No. they just go right on making them with Aunt Elda in mind, shuffling about with her walker not making it to the bathroom in time. Or maybe they think all women 20+ with bladder issues are on Vesacare and therefore do not have issues. (BTW one of the big side effects of those dont pee pills, is dry mouth. So you drink more. How ironic.) But could they even conceive of a pad for a thong? No.
where would it go? i don't know just figure it out, I'm supposed to feel sexy and free and your 3 foot long mattress pad is not making me feel sexy!!!
Speaking of sexy. We need to show some people out there that us ladies with MS, with or without goat--err kids, can still look hot. Some of us can still do a routine damn it!! Looks can be deceiving. Help us rid the public of the idea that MS = down and out.
Are you a Hot MS MOM? Shout out and let us know!
If everyone wants to tell us , "You Look So Good", then let's give 'em looking good. Lorna's been gettting the ego stomp ever since she put up this link , COME ON PEOPLE! Could Lorna be as hot as a Kings Dancer? (Okay sans the professional dancing. And the toned body. And the energy. :P ) Yes or No. VOTE NOW!!
We would like to thank Sherwood Valley Rancheria Casino for their support of the Willits Renaissance Fair where MS MOMS was fundraising. Their contribution kept the show open and helped many of us in these hard times. Please visit their website.
MS MOMS News
Spring 2009
MS MOMS is going renaissance this year to raise money for multiple sclerosis. MS MOMS has teamed up with Renaissance Productions to run beer, wine, and soda booths at their festivals! This means MS MOMS could get at least six booths this season with which to raise awareness about MS and funds for MS MOMS!
MS MOMS Needs Crew Members
It will be like waking up on a pirate ship after a glass of rum. People will be dressed funny, talking funny, and forcing you to work (ahem volunteer). Upside, you get to wear a costume, meet new people, and make tips. Downside you sleep in a tent or hotel room you purchase (we are not that endowed yet), you are out in the weather whatever it decides to be, and some of it is physical labor.
It requires standing for long periods, sitting on boxes made of the most uncomfortable wood in the world, from the most uncomfortable tree in the world which resides somewhere in the rainforest, obviously standing out amongst the soft cushy trees which the box is definitely NOT made from. It also requires pouring or serving the aforementioned libations to boisterous patrons, making change, and not falling over your skirt. Unless you are a male volunteer in which case if you are wearing a skirt you’ve been drinking the product and we kick you out. If you are interested in learning more about volunteering at the MS MOMS shows in Northern California please contact us with your name and email address. We’ll send you requirements, a short lesson on Ren fair, and a list of shows you may sign up for.
It requires standing for long periods, sitting on boxes made of the most uncomfortable wood in the world, from the most uncomfortable tree in the world which resides somewhere in the rainforest, obviously standing out amongst the soft cushy trees which the box is definitely NOT made from. It also requires pouring or serving the aforementioned libations to boisterous patrons, making change, and not falling over your skirt. Unless you are a male volunteer in which case if you are wearing a skirt you’ve been drinking the product and we kick you out. If you are interested in learning more about volunteering at the MS MOMS shows in Northern California please contact us with your name and email address. We’ll send you requirements, a short lesson on Ren fair, and a list of shows you may sign up for.
MS MOMS Needs Volunteers
Many of us are not as limber and nimble as we used to be. Some of us were never nimble and if we were we certainly wouldn’t use the word nimble in anything other than a nursery rhyme. Volunteering at events, standing on uneven ground, sitting on wooden boxes, cinching ourselves up to the point of no air in a bodice, can be too demanding.
Moreover, this is why yours truly
1. Has a spare men’s costume (yes I know, how hypocritical that I can put on a man’s costume, not be assumed a drunkard and thrown out of my own beer garden but men can’t wear skirts.,
2. Is demanding her hubby get a motor home if he’s dragging her out on the road and
3. Stopped doing this 10 years ago!
Therefore, we at MS MOMS truly understand that many of us are unable to participate in volunteer events.
But (there’s always a but ), there are many ways to support MS MOMS in our endeavor. (Which is to take over the world one beer garden at a time and then brainwash everyone into understanding MS. The big guys are handling a cure we just want it all NOW.) Purchase tickets via MS Moms Hand out flyers for the events (tell us how many and we’ll mail them to you.)
Moreover, this is why yours truly
1. Has a spare men’s costume (yes I know, how hypocritical that I can put on a man’s costume, not be assumed a drunkard and thrown out of my own beer garden but men can’t wear skirts.,
2. Is demanding her hubby get a motor home if he’s dragging her out on the road and
3. Stopped doing this 10 years ago!
Therefore, we at MS MOMS truly understand that many of us are unable to participate in volunteer events.
But (there’s always a but ), there are many ways to support MS MOMS in our endeavor. (Which is to take over the world one beer garden at a time and then brainwash everyone into understanding MS. The big guys are handling a cure we just want it all NOW.) Purchase tickets via MS Moms Hand out flyers for the events (tell us how many and we’ll mail them to you.)