Author & Founder
Lorna Moorhead
 

Phone in the Fridge

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(This was supposed to be on the back cover of the book, but it ended up as the ending of the book. Go figure.)

Dear Friend,

       Symptom Free...

       It is an extreme and unfair world. On one hand, there are people who find their life after a diagnosis of multiple sclerosis turned inside out and who spend day after day trying to regain some semblance of their previous existence. On the other, there are those who seem to have a way to live their lives, unaffected and symptom free. It’s as if they’ve decided to live life on their own terms and have made their MS respond to them.

 

      You may know some of these people. And my guess is... you’d like to be just like them. Now you can! For a limited time I am going to share with you the secrets of living a life of peaceful coexistence with MS! This knowledge was before only given to the highest ranking in the MS world. You know, those loaded with money. But now, you too, can experience the secrets of Living With It.

       Live beyond a cure…

       In this book you are not going to find the secrets to a life-long cure or a few vague Zen-like phrases to help you on your way. Instead, you are going to hear about life experiences and how I faced them with Multiple Sclerosis! You will be able to walk away from this book having learned how to face everyday situations with your MS, and a bit about how to deal with them.

       Take a look…

       Have you ever wondered how to help your co-workers recognize your fatigue? Just follow my instructions on how to paint your face like the walking dead and they’ll understand in no time!

       Have you ever been faced with the embarrassment of running into your own furniture? Don’t waste any more time feeling like a klutz! In this book you will learn how to blame a family member by shouting “Who the heck moved the coffee table!”  You see? Now, no one can say you’re simply physically challenged! (This also works for any flailing outside the home. Simply shout “did you see that?” and quickly move yourself and whoever is walking with you quickly away before they can discover there was nothing there!) Don’t you love it? Say you love it!

     

      Multiple Sclerosis is a life long disease. Don’t you think it’s time you took charge of your life and got out of bed? Isn’t it time to learn how to face those nasty government workers and come out smiling? I won’t tell you how to get your disability payments, but I will tell you how to use your inner strength to smile in the face of adversity instead of using your cane as a weapon. It’s all here in this book! And if you act now you’ll get the free picture of the author you see here! So what are you waiting for? Purchase this book today and start living!

 

      In the five years that I have lived with MS, I have discovered the single most important piece of information a person will need to know in order to find peace and I’m going to reveal it to you right now. Because the rest of this book has nothing to do with this tongue-in-cheek intro:

 

      How do you handle your life with MS?

        Just like you handled it last month, only completely different.

 

What people are saying about Phone in the Fridge: "This book takes a look at Lorna founder of MS MOMS, years after her diagnosis. While she no longer worries so much about telling people about her multiple sclerosis she now faces depression, exhaustion, and learning how to raise her children.

This time around the book is longer, the print is large enough for those with vision problems, and there appears to be no printing errors like the last book. She continues to charm with her wit and humor and helps all of us look at our MS in a new light. A great read!


 

 

Disclaimer: This site is designed to inform and support those with Multiple Sclerosis. It is not a comprehensive medical guide to the disease. This information is taken from many different resources. The writings on this site are not intended to diagnose nor treat. Our panel writes from their own personal experience and knowledge, their ideas are not to be substituted for the medical advice of a practicing physician.

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